List of Yes

"Hey Stacy!"

"Jojo! I haven't seen you since we had coffee."

"How did that week go?"

"Not as bad as I thought it would."

"Mine either!! I met all my deadlines, which surprised me. Listen, I have a pet peeve that I need to talk about."

"I'm all ears!"

"Have you ever gotten home from an outing, looked in the mirror and found - to your HORROR - a dried booger was hanging from your nose?"

"Oh my God, yes!"

"And then the next question that pops in your mind is'why didn't anyone tell me?' "

"Always! Why don't people just say something?"

"Right! So I have an idea. "

"Okay..."

"Let's make a list of all the things that we want each of us to tell the other."

"A list of yes!!"

"A list of yes! You go first!"

"Boogers. Dried, dripping, or clinging to that nose ring! Honey, at least pass me a kleenex!"

"Food! In my teeth or on my face. I wanna know!!"

"Bad breath. Just offer or ask me for a piece of gum. I will take the hint, girl!"

"Let me think....EYE BOOGIES!! I'm not saving those for later."

"This is kinda fun! Next one for me is skirt or shirt tucked into nylons or leggings. I don't need to advertise that way!"

"How about this one. Toilet paper on my shoes. Nasty."

"Pasties on the corners on my mouth."

"That's disgusting."

"I know! That's why it's on the list!."

"Camel toe..."

"Camel toe..."

"Speaking of lady parts, and although this hasn't happened since I was a teen..."

"I know where you're going and its MORTIFYING!"

"If I am bleeding through my clothing, for the LOVE OF GOD tell me. Please. I might have errands or something after. Don't let me walk around like that!"

"You know what else? Body odor. Anyone who has ever worked in customer service knows

people either can't smell themselves or don't care. I spend money on perfume for a reason and if I stink like something other than what's in that tiny bottle? I need to know!"

"It's so hard to find a good deodorant when it gets this hot."

"Some days I can't stand my own smell."

"Me either. Yours, I mean."

"Anything else?"

"Wait wait wait! I got one!! If someone is talking trash about me, let me know!

"I usually say something nice about the person being talked about or change the subject. I don't want to hurt anyone, especially my friends, so I usually don't tell them."

"I get it. As for me? I'd much rather hear it from someone who's got my back, like you, than from someone who is telling me out of spite, who wants to hurt me."

"I can see that."

"And THEN I can give that backstabbing gossip something really juicy not only to see how fast it gets back to me but if I recognize it when it does."

"Love it! A devious version of Telephone!"

"Exactly! But I gotta go. We should do this again soon!"

"You know it, beautiful! Have a great day!"

"You too!"

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